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Leave a comment Posted on October 14, 2015October 14, 2015 sports

Chicago Celebrities We’d Rather See At Games

From afar, I’ve admired what the Chicago Cubs are doing. Not just at the plate and from the mound, but also from a promotional standpoint. Rather than trot out any famous person who can afford a ticket with what they find between their couch cushions, the Cubs had players who appreciate where the team is now and put in blood, sweat and tears wearing the blue pinstripes to throw out first pitches in Games 3 and 4.

After Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg and 2-time All-Star Kerry Wood kicked off each game, the Cubs utilized their new video boards at Wrigley Field with videos of the late Ernie Banks and Harry Caray singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.” That’s classy. That’s also what they should do from now on, but that’s a discussion for another day. (Never let Ryan Dempster do his impression of Will Ferrell’s impression of Harry Caray again)

Amidst the bat-flipping, opposing pitcher name chanting, and hardcore partying, we’ve seen the celebrity faces that we expected (some dreaded) to see at the ballpark. Billy Corgan and his new get-off-my-lawn attitude. Northside/Southside flipping John Cusack. And the worst front-runner on the planet, Jim Belushi (I cringe typing his name like he’s Voldemort). New assistant to Cubs President Theo Epstein (probably) Eddie Vedder has been fun. As an avid Pearl Jam fan, I get a kick out of him partying as hard as the players after each game.

Eddie Vedder is standing on the mound, double-fisting drinks and taking pictures with anyone who comes up and asks.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) October 14, 2015

It’s also hard to imagine that Bill Murray isn’t too far away, despite his media tour next week for the upcoming release of Rock the Kasbah. If anything, he could make it an epic cross promotion for his film and the MLB playoffs.

Vedder and Murray are awesome but it’s time to bring out the big hitters to the seats in Chicago, and not just at Wrigley Field. Last summer, I countered recently-outed heavyweight racist Hulk Hogan’s baiting for angry Blackhawks fans during the Stanley Cup with my own list of better celebrity hockey fans. Those mentioned in that list (CM Punk, Mr. T, Vince Vaughn, etc) get a hat-tip, but the following names will represent star power that we’d rather see regularly, similar to the likes at New York and Los Angeles events.

1. Harrison Ford

We’re talking about Han Solo AND Indiana Jones here. How can you deny the idea of either baseball stadium in Chicago playing the “Imperial Death March” music announcing the Yankees lineup, then following it with a shot of Harrison Ford behind home plate with the Rebel Victory score over it? Maybe it’s a the geek in me, but any opportunity to implement Star Wars, especially with the new film coming out, is super sexy to me.

Note: I also refer to White Sox first baseman Jose Abreu as #Baseball Jedi, so there’s that.

Ford has Chicago in his blood, being born here and spending his college summers working on a boat in Burnham Park Harbor or managing the first Crate and Barrel on Wells. In an Michigan Ave Magazine interview, Ford said:

“I’ve been out in Los Angeles for 35 years, and I think there are some things about my upbringing that reflect the values and the attitudes of the Midwest…. a kind of work ethic that I find particular to the Midwest. I can say that those were important, formative years for me, living in Chicago.”

Cool, Indy. I’ll buy you a beer next time you’re in town, if it gets you to a ballgame.

2. Nick Offerman

Currently featured in the new season of Fargo, Nick Offerman isn’t slowing down since the end of Ron Swanson and Parks and Recreation. Offerman isn’t shy about his baseball allegiance either.

Fly that motherfucking W. @Cubs

— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) October 13, 2015

There are many grown men and women who would scream like a 90’s tween at a Backstreet Boys concert if they saw the Joliet native, University of Illinois grad, and professional canoe craftsman down the foul line at a ballgame.

If he’s willing, during a the Crosstown Cup series, there’s plenty of bacon-on-a-stick awaiting his consumption at US Cellular Field.

Double-thick maple bacon. You know you want it, Nick…

3. Gillian Anderson

Yep, X-Files fans, Scully is from Chicago. With The X-Files revival series coming soon to FOX, they’d be making a huge mistake not having Gillian Anderson at Wrigley Field fending off the paranormal and extraterrestrial that I’m sure some Cubs fans still believe will prevent the Cubs from going to the World Series…At least come out to a Men and/or Women’s basketball game at DePaul, where Anderson finished college…something she and I have in common.

4. President Barack Obama

Partisan opinions aside, he’s the MF’n President of the United States. He’s also a hardcore sports fan, which I thoroughly laid out on his birthday, and loves his Chicago teams…

Congrats @Cubs – even @whitesox fans are rooting for you!

— President Obama (@POTUS) October 14, 2015

When his term is up, I would welcome the president taking in as much Bulls basketball, White Sox baseball, Bears football, and whatever as he wants.

5. John C. Reilly

Would you really argue with me on this? Who doesn’t want south side native John C. Reilly in their corner?

That’s exactly who you want in games against New York when Billy Crystal, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Jay-Z and Beyonce are behind the opponent’s bench.

6. Stephen Colbert

For someone who has spent a lot of his career recently in New York City, Stephen Colbert has not been bashful at all about his time in Chicago. Leading up to the new Late Show’s premiere, Colbert dedicated multiple podcasts to his years at Northwestern and doing improv in Chicago. While interviewing Jane The Virgin star Gina Rodriguez this week, the two bonded over their love for the city and living there. Most notably, as tongue-in-cheek as it sounded, Colbert predicted a Cubs World Series win…a proclamation he believes “in no way will come back to haunt” him.

If the NLCS goes to New York, I would be shocked if Colbert wasn’t in attendance. Heck, he should catch a weekend game in Chicago if the opportunity is there.

More Chicago Celebrities You’d Rather See:

John Landis, Director – Animal House, Blues Brothers

Robert Zemeckis, Director – Back to the Future Trilogy

Patricia Arquette, Actress – Boyhood, True Romance

Common, Hip-Hop Artist & Actor – Selma

Fred Savage, Actor & Director – The Wonder Years

Ben Savage, Actor – Boy Meets World

Chloe Bennet, Actress – Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Mandy Patinkin, Actor – The Princess Bride, Homeland

Gina Rodriguez, Actress – Jane The Virgin

Michael Pena, Actor – Ant-Man, The Martian

Frances McDormand, Actress – Fargo, Almost Famous

Shonda Rhimes, Writer – Scandal, Grey’s Anatomy

Michael Madsen, Actor – Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill

Jennifer Morrison, Actress – House M.D.

Michael Mann, Director – Heat

Tom Berenger, Actor – Major League

Dan Castellanata, Actor – The Simpsons

Bruce Dern, Actor – Nebraska, The Cowboys

Andre Braugher, Actor – Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Wood Harris, Actor – The Wire, Remember the Titans

Bob Balaban, Actor – Moonrise Kingdom

Jennifer Hudson, Singer & Actress – Dreamgirls

Chi McBride, Actor – Boston Public, The Terminal

Craig Robinson, Actor – The Office, Knocked Up

Jay Chandrasekhar, Actor & Director – Super Troopers

Jim O’Heir, Actor – Parks and Recreation

Did I miss anyone? Let me know on Facebook or Twitter.

1 Comment Posted on October 13, 2015October 13, 2015 sports

I’m a Fan of Marlins Man

For those who are new to watching playoff baseball, you may notice something that doesn’t match either the Cubbie blue or Cardinal red color scheme behind home plate. Sitting behind the gentleman in the pink hat at Wrigley Field, was a bright orange Marlins jersey and a matching visor. He’s…

Marlins Man!

Many first noticed Marlins Man among the Kansas City Royals blue a year ago, making his presence known in national HD TV while glowing in bright orange. Social media greeted the sight as you’d expect…with the anger and burning ire of a thousand suns. I didn’t get it at first either, but then Marlins Man grew on me and my level of admiration grew with every snarky Tweet and comment directed his way.

Laurence Leavy, a law firm owner that specializes in labor law, used to own season tickets to multiple South Florida teams, including the Marlins (duh), Dolphins, Heat, and Miami Hurricanes. He told the Sun-Sentinel last week that he would spend $200,000 to $300,000 on season tickets for his clients and that it really helped his practice, especially in the 90’s. Unfortunately the teams around Miami, outside of the Miami Heat, all forgot how to win and Levy couldn’t even give tickets away.

Then Leavy was diagnosed with liver cancer. It turned out to be a large blood mass in his liver and kidney stones, but the health scare made him reexamine his life. Rather than go to the local sporting events for work, he decided he would go to bigger ones across the the country…for fun. Instead of taking clients to these games, Marlins Man wanted to take sports fans who would truly appreciate the experience with him.

Leavy will invite friends and total strangers on Facebook to go to games and events with him for free. It could be the Stanley Cup, a Red Sox-Yankees game at Fenway Park, the Kentucky Derby, or Game 3 of the NLDS at Wrigley Field. The only thing Leavy asks of his guests and fellow sports fans that they “pay it forward” by performing an act of kindness for someone else in need. Once they prove they have done so, Marlins Man then sends them a t-shirt with his face on it and in bold print “Pay It Forward”.

“Think of an idea to change the world – and put it into action.”

I used to think Marlins Man was simply doing what every sports fan dreamt of. He was attending the biggest games in the world, witnessing the coolest moments from the best seats, because he could. Shaquille O’Neal interviewed him during the NBA playoffs recently asking “Why do you do it?” Marlins Man answered exactly how I would have, “Why not?”. He also gets noticed, obviously. If his favorite teams weren’t going to be represented in the playoffs, he might as well do it for them.

Learning that Marlins Man is using his celebrity for more than himself makes the whole thing incredibly cooler to me. It makes me want to share that part of his story to those who probably don’t know it. When journalists ask him about the people he helped, Leavy will reference hundreds of emails and voicemails on his phone from people he took to games, telling their stories of good deeds they performed as a result of his.

It’s not an ongoing vacation, as one would assume (*raises hand*). Leavy works billable hours from the hotel rooms he stays in and if you notice he’s on his phone during games, he’s running his law firm of 37 employees from the front row.

A year ago, the Kansas City Royals asked Marlins Man to wear something blue and not his signature orange uniform. Leavy respectfully declined and showed up to ballpark wearing one of the 8 bright jerseys he keeps packed. You go, Marlins Man. I look forward to catching him at the next one…

…and paying it forward just for knowing about it.

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3 Comments Posted on October 7, 2015October 7, 2015 sports

The 2015 Cubs from a White Sox Fan’s Perspective

I’m jealous, but I’m not.

On the one hand, the Chicago Cubs are in a one-game playoff game tonight in Pittsburgh. A year ago, the San Francisco Giants played in the Wild Card game, beat the Pirates, and went on to win the World Series. The Giants rode their ace, Madison Bumgarner, all the way to Game 7 against the Kansas City Royals and so much champagne was had after. The Cubs have a chance to do the same thing tonight with the best pitcher in baseball this season, Jake Arrieta.

The fact that the Cubs are built to sustain a run of opportunities like tonight for years to come, that their manager is a baseball genius with one of the cooler demeanors in the sport, and that every postgame is a party for their club makes me jealous. I’m jealous of the fun personalities on the team and how hard it is to find someone worth disliking. Is there anyone?

I’m not jealous of the nerves and emotions Cubs fans have been going through since Sunday. Hard to imagine that a 97-win season’s fate is being left to one game, on the road, against another one of the league’s best pitchers, Gerrit Cole, and arguably the best bullpen in baseball. I’ve been there before…2008, Game 163 between the White Sox and Minnesota Twins, John Danks vs. Nick Blackburn, decided in the bottom of the 7th off a Jim Thome home run…the only run scored in the game.

I’m also not jealous that despite having baseball’s 3rd best record, the two better records belong to two teams in their division. It’s not like the Pirates and Cardinals are going away anytime soon either.

The Cubs are ahead of schedule though. You would be lying if you told me that you expected a team with as many rookies playing as the Cubs have would be where they are this evening. Cubs president Theo Epstein tempered their expectations to fans and media alike, anticipating a season of growth toward 2016. They grew alright. They grew in a hurry.

I’m jealous that the Cubs were able to trade Jeff Samardzija to Oakland for Addison Russell, and all the White Sox got back was a 4.96 ERA and an 11-13 record from someone who started on opening day. While the Cubs were promoting their rising prospects to the Major League, the White Sox were trying to “win now” signing a closer, a number of back-end bullpen pitchers, Melky Cabrera, and another left handed DH on the wrong end of his career named Adam (LaRoche). While Cabrera turned out to be as advertised, the rest of White Sox GM Rick Hahn’s winter acquisitions weren’t. Then after 4 seasons of a .458 win percentage, White Sox brass somehow felt Robin Ventura was still worth keeping. On the other end of town, the Cubs fired manager Rick Renteria after one season simply because Joe Maddon was available.

The contrast between the two organizations is pretty glaring. One is the biggest surprise in the National League and the other is the biggest disappointment in the American League. One organization was able to gut their club, go through multiple bad seasons in order to acquire high draft picks and international assets, and are now reaping the benefits of a lot of patience. The other organization and their fan base still dealt with the multiple years of losing, but not on purpose. Rather than take advantage of chances to stock up for the future, the White Sox burned it on older free agents and loyalty to declining veterans.

This isn’t meant to be an open “It sucks to be a Sox” letter. Far from it. I still had fun supporting my team this year. White Sox fans celebrated the 10-year anniversary of the 2005 World Series team. Chris Sale was electric, breaking the single-season franchise record for strikeouts. Jose Abreu became the 2nd player in baseball history to hit 30 home runs and 100 RBIs in his first two seasons. And young talents like Carlos Rodon and Trayce Thompson emerged as bright spots for next season. Things were just a lot more fun on the north side and I have no problem admitting that.

I attended 3 games at Wrigley Field this season. There’s this unbelievably cool feeling that overcomes you climbing the stairwell to see the scene of the field and the scoreboard. The stadium was packed and the fans seemed to hang on to every pitch of consequence. I don’t know if it’s the crowd having an effect on the players or the other way around but the energy is certainly shared between two, and it was so romantic to experience. That Brad Pitt/Billy Beane line in Moneyball certainly applied.

U.S. Cellular Field wasn’t necessarily void of those feelings, as many would lead you to believe. In the 8 games I went to this summer, they only lost once (maybe I should have gone to more games). There were 2 different occasions that made me forget about the team’s record and their struggles. Both were Sale starts and both ended with late inning dramatics for the win. The first came against reigning AL CY Young winner Corey Kluber and the second was against former White Sox great Mark Buehrle. The ballpark was nowhere near as full as a Cubs game this year (keep your attendance jokes. I don’t care), but you couldn’t tell with how loud it got after every strikeout and base hit. Ultimately there weren’t many games like that, but that’s baseball for you.

At no point did I actively root against the Cubs, unless they were playing the White Sox. Being in two different leagues, neither team has any effect on the other’s chances to go to the playoffs. I care way more about what happens to the Tigers, Royals, and Twins than I do the Cubs because they are actual division rivals. Do I feel left out not wearing Cubby blue while living in the northwest suburbs? Not really. Admiring from afar as an objective baseball fan is fine enough, and I still think “Go Cubs Go” is the worst.*ducks*

…while I’m at it, I also put ketchup on my hotdogs. *ducks again*

I do genuinely hope Cubs fans are enjoying this ride. I was lucky to do so with a 99-win team 10 years ago, where everyone on the roster contributed with big moments…similar to this Cubs team. If things don’t go their way tonight, the season was still one of the organization’s best in the last century. “There’s always next year” has a totally different feel to it when you have Kris Bryant, Anthony Rizzo, Kyle Schwarber, Jon Lester, Arrieta and Maddon returning to your dugout. Live in the moment and don’t even think about BS curses. My hope is that both teams are competitive for years to come and the prospects of a crosstown World Series become way more than a pipe dream.

Have fun tonight, Cubs fans.

Sincerely,

Michael Piff

PS. Please don’t flip my car when you win it all.

1 Comment Posted on September 11, 2015September 12, 2015 social media, sports

The #Twitter101: My Favorite Follows in 2015

I love Twitter.

I always need to be informed and Twitter is like information crack…always updating, always different, and always interesting.

The beauty of this social media entity, is that YOU can shape your experience by following the outlets and people YOU want to hear from. If you don’t like what they have to say, simply hit the unfollow button. It’s that easy.

I wouldn’t say I have given up on newspapers and magazines. I still love the feel of print in my hands and supporting my favorite media companies. However, I would be lying if I said I wasn’t getting most of my information scrolling through my Twitter timeline.

Similar to how I manage my blog, I follow reporters, commentators, journalists, comedians, entertainers and publications that talk about sports, movies, music, TV, food…and more sports.

Of the 1,200 accounts I follow, here are 101 I recommend you checkout.

Note: THESE ARE NOT RANKINGS. JUST RECOMMENDATIONS

Sports

1. Richard Deitsch

Why @CollegeGameDay is embracing point spreads. The @SInow Media column: http://t.co/II7OW64s8O

— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) September 8, 2015

Nobody does a better job reporting and commenting on Sports Media.

2. Matt Miller

If you aren't mad at me yet today, here are my Top 100 NFL players for the 2015 season. http://t.co/D3B3EmKSCo

— Matt Miller (@nfldraftscout) September 8, 2015

Excellent scouting of college football players for the NFL draft, and keeps an eye on their development in the NFL.

3. Chris Kamka

Most HR in age 21-or-younger season, #Cubs history: 23 Ron Santo 1961 13 Addison Russell, 2015 10 Starlin Castro, 2011

— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) September 9, 2015

Incredible with Chicago and National sports statistics and history.

4. Jimmy Traina

There's only one man who can save the Texas Longhorns. pic.twitter.com/ncTvxIpDSb

— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) September 6, 2015

Combo of Sports, Pop Culture, and Seinfeld…It’s fun. Like sports are supposed to be.

5. Lana Berry

it's comforting to know that no matter what time i wake up you people will already be arguing about something on twitter

— Lana Berry (@Lana) September 6, 2015

“I like sports more than people” is really all you need. Excellent podcast too.

6. Sports Illustrated Vault

If you could pick one current MLB player most likely to smoke a cig while juggling 3 baseballs, who would it be? pic.twitter.com/eUeHKxvXD4

— SI Vault (@si_vault) August 17, 2015

Managed by SI Hot Clicks and Swimsuit rockstar Andy Gray, it’s an excellent resource for sports photos. And SI has been tops in sports photography forever.

7. Ian Rapoport

#Bears WR Alshon Jeffery is progressing well from his calf injury. The hope is he’ll play Sunday vs GB & he’s making strides to get there.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) September 8, 2015

Many rely on ESPN’s Adam Schefter for breaking NFL news. I go to Ian Rapoport. Great info especially when you get your lineup set for Fantasy Football each Sunday morning.

8. Adrian Wojnarowski

Lakers are seriously considering signing free agent Metta World Peace, league sources tell Yahoo Sports. For now, there's no deal in place.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) August 24, 2015

The BEST for NBA breaking news aka #WojBombs.

9. Zach Harper

Stephen Colbert is eating Oreos during work. Welcome to @CBSSportsNBA!

— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) September 9, 2015

Come for the basketball talk…stay for everything else…and an awesome Rasheed Wallace background.

10. Andy Isaac

I woke up this morning and said, "Isaac, you are not going to write a story about dongs." Well here I am. http://t.co/EUBdCfrQhl

— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) September 8, 2015

Yes. Just. Yes.

11. Amanda Kaschube

Rob Brantly, ruiner of Tyler Saladino photos #whitesox | @jkimpictures pic.twitter.com/nyWvXiksyO

— Amanda Kaschube (@amandakaschube) September 7, 2015

Great photos with even better humor…and a killer Josh McCown Twitter impression.

12. Eric Edholm

Devin McCourty's teeth are impossibly white.

— Eric Edholm (@Eric_Edholm) September 9, 2015

All things football with reporting, commentary, and strong Fantasy advice as well.

13. Scott Phillips

Kentucky, Duke headline the first official preseason top 25 http://t.co/ISoi4IVDNL

— Scott Phillips (@phillipshoops) September 7, 2015

He’s a pro covering prep and college buckets. A must follow for recruiting news too.

14. Will Carroll

Solutions for Mets and Boras: 1) Tandem Harvey and Syndegaard 2) Ultrasound Harvey after every start 3) Put a @MotusGlobal mThrow on him.

— Will Carroll (@injuryexpert) September 7, 2015

Will’s handle says it all, which is CLUTCH for Fantasy season.

15. Jessica Kleinschmidt

If Ken Rosenthal wears a regular tie and not a bow tie, is it actually Ken Rosenthal?

— Jessica Kleinschmidt (@KleinschmidtJD) September 8, 2015

Excellent coverage across multiple sports and even better sense of humor. Appreciation for Space Jam is also a huge plus.

16. Josh Norris

It is like Christian Hackenberg & Penn State didn't know the defense was allowed to blitz.

— Josh Norris (@JoshNorris) September 9, 2015

College football and NFL draft things you probably want to read.

17. Dan Wetzel

Brady/Goodell column filed. I'd like to say it'll be my last on Deflategate but I know better. College season can't start at a better time

— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) September 3, 2015

Dan Wetzel is one of the best sports columnists in the country, period. His work during the Penn State scandal was extraordinary.

18. Laurence Holmes

Our @120sports #MorningMeme. Tiger & Shooter. Caption this. Best ones make the show. Go! pic.twitter.com/TdEDgVHl6b

— Laurence Holmes (@LaurenceWHolmes) September 9, 2015

One of the hardest working people in sports media. Like his radio show, he implements much more than sports in his social media interaction and it makes for a fun experience.

19. Timothy Burke

The only thing that could make this outfit less TV-friendly is if it were red pic.twitter.com/wuPr65KjVI

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) September 6, 2015

Providing ALL of the screen grabs, videos and GIFs you need in your life.

20. Mike Freeman

Brady will dominate and retire; Aaron Rodgers the MVP; organizational changes in Cleveland; Saban to flirt with NFL. http://t.co/iovJCNImOq

— mike freeman (@mikefreemanNFL) September 9, 2015

Honest and smart NFL commentary. And way more Trekkie than you.

21. Julie DiCaro

#Cubs' pen tonight pic.twitter.com/IZ5zO3jgpt

— Julie DiCaro (@JulieDiCaro) September 9, 2015

Great blend of all Chicago and national sports with a dash of the other football. I’d also be lying if I said I didn’t look forward to her random Val Kilmer film ranking discussions.

22. Ryan Sudol

Toni Braxton still better than Braxton Miller…

— Ryan Sudol (@Sudsanity) September 8, 2015

Speaking of the other football…Ryan hasn’t converted me yet but he fights the good fight for a sport many like him love, and does other cool stuff.

23. Joel Qunneville’s Mustache

#HereComeTheOilers pic.twitter.com/Awh7If80y2

— Stache (@StacheESQ) November 23, 2014

Tweets as strong as Joel Quenneville’s crotch grab.

24. Spencer Hall

So here's the opener, which is about paying college football players and being broke. http://t.co/5vobw0WoIe

— OLIVER 3STACKS (@edsbs) September 8, 2015

“Ever Day Should Be Saturday”, but seriously…might be the most unique account you ever follow.

25. Chris Mannix

Boston fans can be nutty, but there is no fan base in the country with as much pro sports passion. Town bleeds its teams colors. I love it.

— Chris Mannix (@ChrisMannixSI) September 3, 2015

The NBA and Boxing should never mix, but Chris seems to pull off covering both sports pretty well.

26. Matt Bowen

Cool play from O State on the Jones TD run…Like a QB Counter OF with the guard pull & RB kick-out. Dress it up with the WR motion too.

— Matt Bowen (@MattBowen41) September 8, 2015

The best in the business when it comes to discussing X’s and O’s. You come away significantly smarter after hearing him talk football.

27. Len Kasper

Losers lose. Don't ever forget that. To clarify, if you are a loser, you lose. You loser….

— Len Kasper (@LenKasper) September 1, 2015

Len is my favorite broadcaster in Chicago (and I’m a White Sox fan). Fun mix of baseball, hockey and music.

28. Bob McKenzie

If this is already out there, I apologize. Haven't been on Twitter. In any case, LAK and Christian Ehrhoff have agreed to terms on 1-yr deal

— Bob McKenzie (@TSNBobMcKenzie) August 23, 2015

Bob McKenzie to hockey is what Woj is to basketball…now we have to brainstorm a sweet hashtag whenever he breaks news.

29. Chris Long

Happy Sunday morning. The next one will be a lot less calm and peaceful and a lot more fun.

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) September 6, 2015

I don’t really follow many pro athletes because they tend to be…not interesting…Chris Long is a serious exception to that.

30. Kyle Long

It's Friday bros pic.twitter.com/CBYeU24hGw

— Kyle (@Ky1eLong) August 28, 2015

Also an exception to the rule…and an avid Game of Thrones fan.

31. Jason Concepcion

cant wait for the tom brady statue on beacon hill modeled after christ the redeemer but holding a dunkin donuts ice coffee in each hand

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) September 3, 2015

He’s a weird cat…but very entertaining when discussing NBA, Video Games and whatever else he does for Grantland.

32. Herb Lawrence

I have done zero research for tonight's fantasy draft. Just gonna draft players who I hate and see how that works out. Get ready, Stafford!

— Herb Lawrence (@Ecnerwal23) September 4, 2015

The Realness…and #BruceWeber.

33. The Cauldron

GIF: Venus hugs Serena pic.twitter.com/xpIo7aOMvf

— The Cauldron (@TheCauldron) September 9, 2015

They should put on a clinic for producing great sports GIFs and Vines. I’m not even being sarcastic.

34. Field Yates

#SCTrivia answer: Bears RB Matt Forte is the only other player to begin his career with 7 straight seasons of 800+ rushing yards & 40+ recs.

— Field Yates (@FieldYates) September 9, 2015

One of ESPN’s best NFL reporters with Fantasy Football advice that you can trust more than Matthew Berry’s.

35. Joe Ostrowski

Patriots went from -3 to -7 Week 1 with Brady decision. I thought Brady was worth more than 4 points. http://t.co/ptz13DcOS9 @OddsShark

— Joe Ostrowski (@JoeO670) September 3, 2015

Has you covered for point spreads, Fantasy Football, and really anything relevant in sports.

36. Cee Angi

My favorite part of Tinder is recognizing all of the professional athletes.

— Cee Angi (@CeeAngi) September 3, 2015

The right amount of snark to go with quality baseball talk.

37. Greg Wyshynski

This was my first NHL Players Tour interview day. 18 interviews, 15 mins a clip. I want to mainline Red Bull and write for the next 72 hrs

— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) September 8, 2015

Despite what his Twitter bio leads to believe, he’s not that drunk…I don’t think.

38. John Buccigross

Hey, @ryenarussillo. I'm on elliptical thinking "who is the best slightly overweight male tennis player of all time?" #discuss 800SAYESPN

— John Buccigross (@Buccigross) September 8, 2015

He’s rocking the suburbs…just like Quiet Riot did.

39. JJ Watt

I'm not even going to try to pretend like I acted cool when this happened. #LifeMade pic.twitter.com/ezGyWWJG0a

— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) July 14, 2015

I’m convinced he and The Rock are having a secret battle for most interesting guy on social media.

40. Susannah Collins

Kyle Orton had a rough Labor Day. #SemiElite #DrunkKyleOrton https://t.co/rBL7ZUzoNt

— Susannah Collins (@susannahcollins) September 8, 2015

Fellow hater of Jim Belushi…which is a HUGE plus.

41. Robert Flores

#ProWrestlingHasTaughtMe to slap my leg every time I kick someone.

— Robert Flores (@RoFloESPN) September 5, 2015

RoFlo is very fun on SportsCenter…and WAY more fun on Twitter. Very appreciative of his WWE stuff too.

42. Ben Rosen

Instead of just removing Josh Gordon, Yahoo wanted you to know that when you smoke pot, you're only hurting yourself pic.twitter.com/PXIOqzjheS

— Ben Rosen (@Rosen) September 2, 2015

A victim of that jerk that steals people’s work to post on Instagram and shan’t be named…and deserves way more credit.

43. Paul Charchian

Insane as it sounds, some people want to criminalize fantasy sports. Let's make sure it's legal for everyone: http://t.co/KQ5aK3bFSh

— Paul Charchian (@PaulCharchian) September 9, 2015

If there was a Hunger Games for Fantasy Gurus, I think Paul would pick the best lineup of allies to help him survive till the end.

44. AJ Francis

#My2015HipHopAlbumRankings 1) K Dot 2) Drake 3) Future 4) A$AP 5) Wale 6) Big Sean 7) Rae Sremmurd 8) Travi$ 9) Meek 10) Action Bronson

— Rocky Maivia (@AJFrancis410) September 8, 2015

AJ has been a favorite follow of mine since his college days at Maryland, and the dude does NOT slow down. It’s fantastic.

45. Jeff Mangurten

The Bulls only have 3 road trips longer than 2 games: 4 – Nov 18-27 7 – Jan 28-Feb 8 3 – Apr 3-7

— Jeff Mangurten (@JeffGurt) August 12, 2015

When the Chicago Bulls are on the floor, this is the best person to follow. Especially if you love stats.

46. Michelle Beadle

Everyone relax. CLEARLY, @jwelter47 is infiltrating the mind of a serial woman beater up close for the good of the NFL moving forward.

— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) September 7, 2015

I’m sure she’s joking but I’d like for her to be right^…But she usually is about most stuff.

47. Brandon McCarthy

"I'm not on Facebook" *rolls eyes* "well then how does everybody you've ever met sell you shit from the pyramid scheme they're in?"

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 26, 2015

It’s tough to top this gem, but he’s still pretty good.

48. Chris Kluwe

Commissioner Goodell, did you have a comment? pic.twitter.com/IudvNOOIYY

— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) September 8, 2015

Former NFL Punter, Gamer, Rocker, and unafraid to apparently refer to the NFL as a dumpster fire.

49. Ken Rosenthal

Folks: I don’t care if Harvey breaks news on his own. That is his prerogative. He just could have saved himself a lot of trouble, that’s all

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) September 6, 2015

Like Woj for the NBA and McKenzie for the NHL, this man in a bow tie is the one who knocks…for MLB.

50. Awful Announcing

After being cut by the Eagles, Tim Tebow is going back to SEC Network and ESPN http://t.co/rxjvW626AD

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) September 9, 2015

We begin the list of 50 sports accounts with a sports media journalist, and close it with another…a very necessary one for many of us, based on the name.

Music

51. Greg Kot

D'Angelo plays his band like an instrument at North Coast festival. The review: http://t.co/bcM9SZHfD3

— Greg Kot (@gregkot) September 6, 2015

Concert and album reviews, breaking news, and festival act recommendations that have all proven to be more than right.

52. Josh Terry

broke down my 20 favorite @RiotFest acts by decade formed. there's history on this lineup http://t.co/SZkJL7tg8j pic.twitter.com/nK8YitDAVL

— Josh Terry (@JoshhTerry) September 9, 2015

I want to buy this guy a beer sometime and maybe talk about music with him.

53. Tom Mantzouranis

“Imagine Dragons? Nah, too edgy. Let’s go one step blander.” – Tim Cook in a meeting last week, probably.

— Tom Mantzouranis (@themantz) September 9, 2015

The bio says it all and it’s never too anything for me.

54. Riot Fest

CHICAGO. There will be a face painting booth at the front of the Rise Stage at 1:40 on Saturday. Just ask for @GWARofficial. #RiotFestSucks

— Riot Fest (@RiotFest) September 9, 2015

My favorite is the daily sassing the manager executes on unsuspecting followers, who may need better parenting…and the John Stamos obsession mixed with punk appreciation.

55. Jason Thomas

Who's dying for some German-language pop?! Because I'll have it for you on The Vinyl Frontier at 4pm. http://t.co/dk8Kpd1Nhh

— Jason Thomas (@jasonthomas93) September 9, 2015

He is the modern rock DJ on the modernist rocking station in Chicago…And he’s got great taste.

56. Consequence of Sound

Watch @FooFighters cover The Vaselines and Nirvana with a rousing rendition of "Molly's Lips": http://t.co/CAbm4a1YbW pic.twitter.com/aUax6LDNsy

— Consequence of Sound (@coslive) September 9, 2015

My kind of music coverage.

58. Josh Radnor

Please take 5 minutes to watch this excellent video from my friend @benleemusic then #consideryourclick https://t.co/4v16CcMu23

— Josh Radnor (@JoshRadnor) June 19, 2015

This should come as no shock, but Ted Mosby promotes good music and recommends some excellent listening almost daily.

59. Ernest Wilkins

Slide in yo girl's DM's like: pic.twitter.com/Qy0wRYAZ9O

— Ernest Wilkins (@ErnestWilkins) June 23, 2014

His pinned tweet is all you need.^

60. O.A.R.

We always love coming home. Thanks Columbus Ohio! @FMMFestival was something special #BackToRockville pic.twitter.com/BOXKKyZldd

— O.A.R. (@ofarevolution) September 6, 2015

You didn’t think I’d leave my favorite band off my favorite follows list, did you?

Movies

61. Erik Childress

Writing an INSURGENT review I began humming the opening score to Jurassic Park. Funny how the brain goes to a happy place in times of crisis

— Erik Childress (@EriktheMovieman) September 2, 2015

Amazing critic with a keen sense for calling others out on their bullshit.

62. Brian Chimino

#Scream4 may not have the suspense of the first 2 but is still solid on repeat viewings. Social commentary right on.

— Brian Chimino (@BrianChimino) September 7, 2015

The truth is that I try to keep pace watching new releases with this guy. Oscars season is coming.

63. Empire Magazine

Bourne is back and looking tough in the first official set pic: http://t.co/qKGEmKvpB4 pic.twitter.com/fQ21fnixPF

— Empire Magazine (@empiremagazine) September 8, 2015

Excellent resource out of the UK with a specialty in sci-fi and action.

64. Hollywood Reporter

#TIFF's Hot List: 10 Films in Demand http://t.co/yL3MnkVqmQ pic.twitter.com/rPvx3rVIoh

— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) September 10, 2015

While THR handles just about everything in entertainment, I go to them the most when it comes to film and casting news.

65. Matt Pais

Giving an award to every big movie coming out between now and the end of the year: http://t.co/yX8oeIpi8h pic.twitter.com/ENaaLyCB9c

— Matt Pais (@MattPais) September 2, 2015

He was dead on about my favorite movie of the year so far, “Me and Earl and The Dying Girl”…so I trust him.

66. Michael Phillips

Unlike too many film festivals, #Telluride draws audiences that know how to turn off their damn iPhones. pic.twitter.com/sZNkZRsUNR

— Michael Phillips (@phillipstribune) September 6, 2015

One of the best in the biz…and one of the harsher, which I enjoy greatly.

67. Aaron Couch

#MortalKombat oral history! Gory details of broken ribs, bruised kidneys and yelling execs http://t.co/ixn01HbNPC pic.twitter.com/92QLZPT9yI

— Aaron Couch (@AaronCouch) August 18, 2015

He covers the important things in this world, like the Tweet above.

68. Zimbio

Guess What? You've Probably Been Pronouncing Voldemort's Name Wrong http://t.co/UzEKmkpNPz

— Zimbio (@zimbio) September 10, 2015

Awesome resource for Pop Culture news, and that includes movies too.

69. AV Club

Back To The Future recut into the R-rated film it always wanted to be http://t.co/BEMJAVRNyA pic.twitter.com/IgQttw5Upn

— The AV Club (@TheAVClub) September 10, 2015

Their cover photo is from “Theodore Rex”, so there’s that…

70. Death Star PR

All I'm saying is Alderaan COULD have spontaneously combusted. You don't know, you weren't there.

— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) January 13, 2014

A necessary evil for Star Wars fans…Especially with the new episodes coming.

TV

71. Jill Slattery

If anyone needs me I'll just be here adding more Freddie Stroma GIFs to this article http://t.co/m667x21Gxl #GameOfThrones

— Jill Slattery (@GetAClueTV) September 4, 2015

One of my favorite people to talk TV with…and I have her to blame for my Stephen Amell “Guy Love“.

72. Patton Oswalt

A pic of John Wayne in 1930. I'm barely clinging to my heterosexuality as it is. Did NOT need to see this: pic.twitter.com/f8psj0F1ea

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 10, 2015

Besides taking down joke thieves, great social commentary, and comedy…he also shows up in all your favorite TV shows. I also know what’s going on in Downton Abbey without ever seeing after his live-tweet sessions.

73. John Stamos

Did I mention today was #BeYourFOXySelfie Wednesday? http://t.co/dLVpd3cjIi pic.twitter.com/VG3Br9cJWk

— John Stamos (@JohnStamos) September 9, 2015

Because “Whatever happened to predictability…?”

74. Stephen Colbert

"Denali?" "McKinley?" Was "Stephen Colbert's Sweet-Ass Mountain" even considered?! #LSSC

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 2, 2015

Week 1 of his rendition of “The Late Show” has been a hit. The extra stuff he shares from the share are also worth checking out.

75. Ken Levine

My legacy in show biz. Along with @thedavidisaacs created the Springfield Isotopes for THE SIMPSONS. pic.twitter.com/M8Ln5HaN1i

— Ken Levine (@KenLevine) September 10, 2015

He’s got a neat blog too.

76. This Guy, Manu…

Yeah I'm listening to my movie/TV score playlist. pic.twitter.com/AOQZOWYx4Y

— Psycho Manutis (@ManuclearBomb) September 9, 2015

Unbelievably good “Game of Thrones” commentary, and open to a lot of fun TV/anything discussions.

77. The Simpsons

Sundays are for doing the crossword puzzle. #TheSimpsons pic.twitter.com/ChXrLEYWpo

— The Simpsons (@TheSimpsons) September 6, 2015

This really goes for ANY account Simpsons related because it’s always the best.

78. Fargo (FX)

Watch the TRAILER for the all new chapter of #Fargo. Coming Oct to FX. https://t.co/KJeykowU1c

— Fargo (@FargoFX) July 22, 2015

Good TV shows understand the power of Twitter and connecting with it’s audience. The Fargo account is particularly good at it, while also making you read their tweets like you’re from Minnesota or whatever.

79. The Muppets

Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. #TheMuppets @edensher @NathanFillion @KermitTheFrog https://t.co/1K6BexKF5r

— The Muppets on ABC (@TheMuppetsABC) September 10, 2015

If you don’t like The Muppets, then burn your television…and whatever device it is you’re reading this on.

80. Kumail Nanjiani

Sometimes people stare at me cuz of Silicon Valley. Sometimes they stare at me cuz of racism. It's fun guessing which is which.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 11, 2015

Much like Patton Oswalt before, you’re seeing Kumail on A LOT of your favorite TV shows these days…and he’s hilarious.

Food

81. Epic Meal Time

The Meat Tank was one of the coolest things we've ever built! #tbthursday pic.twitter.com/hbEuvYo6I9

— Epic Meal Time (@EpicMealTime) September 10, 2015

These folks take your wildest dreams, crank them to 11, and make them into reality.

82. Chicagoist

DMK Opens Burger Bar And Fish Bar On Navy Pier http://t.co/Evtjp9WfJk pic.twitter.com/YYXVDkJd2M

— Chicagoist (@Chicagoist) September 11, 2015

You really don’t have an excuse “not knowing” where to go to eat in Chicago when you can refer to this site for ideas.

83. Food Truck Finder

trying out @BooCooRoux at nbc tower pic.twitter.com/E1WPnBbtxk

— Food Truck Finder (@chifoodtruckz) August 28, 2015

Great resource for an awesome dining experience.

84. Daily Meal

America's best barbecue ribs for 2015. @fxnleisure. http://t.co/ajlYCHFWJk pic.twitter.com/2FCbg7s2Ke

— The Daily Meal (@thedailymeal) September 10, 2015

Love their lists and recommendations.

85. Dan Salmassian

Longhorn Fillet of Beef, Sautéed Wild Morels, Madeira Jus, Olive Oil & Thyme Potatoes at #Annabels #Mayfair pic.twitter.com/QCzqSYhOiM

— Dan Salmassian (@DansReview) September 9, 2015

*Homer Simpson drooling noises*

86. DudeLetsEat

So hungry right now @umamiburger! #foodporn #foodie #umamiburger #lunch https://t.co/UCweX1drqt

— DudeLetsEat (@dudeletseatt) September 3, 2015

87. Chicago Pizza Tours

Chicago Pizza Tour: Why I’ll Never Eat Pizza Again http://t.co/OdojONfbOe via @travelwitbender

— Chicago Pizza Tours (@ChiPizzaTour) September 7, 2015

As a fellow pizza enthusiast, I endorse their work.

88. Chicago’s Best

She's a pretty one for sure! Tweet us a pic of your fave and have a wonderful #LaborDay! #CBchats #burgers #America pic.twitter.com/DocZqd6OkC

— Chicago's Best (@ChicagosBestTV) September 7, 2015

If there was a food porn channel, this show would be in prime time.

89. Piece

Free pizza and beer for No No @JArrieta34! @Cubs #nohitter #JakeArrieta pic.twitter.com/Ym1Ln2iBdS

— Piece (@piecechicago) August 31, 2015

Mine and Dave Grohl’s favorite hangout in Chicago.

90. RedEye Eat & Drink

Three words: Boozy Baja Blast. Coming soon to Taco Bell in Wicker Park. http://t.co/S4pmMwqTLk pic.twitter.com/1yMlqBcI6X

— RedEyeEat&Drink (@redeyeeatdrink) September 11, 2015

Again…you have no excuse for not having plans tonight.

Best of the Rest

91. Elliott Serano

#StarWars action figures, boxers and Play-Doh are great, but a Kylo Ren Can Cooler is the best!… https://t.co/wC2VVA6M9K

— Elliott Serrano (@ElliottSerrano) September 5, 2015

King of Geeks…and also one of the coolest.

92. Rex Hupke

An Illinois anti-gay group has dubbed me "arch-defender of all things sexually deviant." This is the best moment EVER pic.twitter.com/QWM7SzyWJW

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 9, 2015

Rex Huppke wins way more than Donald Trump does.

93. The Onion

Area Man Bids Tearful Farewell To Family As NFL Season Begins http://t.co/dvnPcuugmi pic.twitter.com/95TNtrep2R

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 10, 2015

You know exactly why you should follow this account…Otherwise you’ll likely end up being pointed out as being one of those people take Onion headlines/articles seriously.

94. Billy Eichner

Enough time has passed where I can finally tell you guys this – I am Timbaland.

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 11, 2015

I read all of his tweets as if he’s yelling at me…and I like it.

95. Michael Beschloss

JFK on Labor Day weekend 1963: #JFKL pic.twitter.com/6C8xceA1RW

— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) September 7, 2015

Incredible historical photos everyday.

96. Pete Souza

Pres and Mrs Obama walk back to White House entrance after observing 9/11 moment of silence this am. pic.twitter.com/ebjHnIweDq

— petesouza (@petesouza) September 11, 2015

More outstanding photography.

97. Saved You A Click

Because it's the fucking Late Show and he just started yesterday. RT @TIME: Why Stephen Colbert is taking a pay cut for ‘The Late Show’

— Saved You A Click (@SavedYouAClick) September 9, 2015

My social media spirit animal.

98. Cute Emergency

Oakley is absolutely adorable! pic.twitter.com/GN6MlxMoeU

— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) September 10, 2015

Killing you with cuteness.

99. Mayhem

Bet you didn’t see this in the forecast. #GuessTheMayhem https://t.co/Fe9CHRUYnO

— Mayhem (@Mayhem) September 4, 2015

AllState isn’t paying me for this (they should), but Mayhem is the best TV spokesman today.

100. Snoopy

When you don't want to share your food. https://t.co/ItchcAo3Ro

— PEANUTS (@Snoopy) September 11, 2015

There’s a piece of all of us that just can’t get enough of Snoopy.

101. Tig Notaro

Every time you tweet from a verified account, an angel puts on a pair of Jordan's, blows you kiss & slam dunks over a galaxy.

— Tig Notaro (@TigNotaro) September 10, 2015

Tig Notaro doesn’t actually do any tweeting, but all her sorta famous friends do for her…and sometimes it’s magic.

Have some of your own favorite Twitter accounts that I left out? Let me know on Facebook or Twitter.

Mad that I left you out? Don’t take it personally…There’s always next year.

1 Comment Posted on August 29, 2015August 29, 2015 Fantasy Football, NFL, sports

Fantasy Football Draft Cheat Sheet

The 2015 regular season draws near and so does your upcoming Fantasy Draft.

To help you game plan and strategize, here is your hub for 140 Quarterbacks, Running Backs, Wide Receivers, Tight Ends, Defenses and Kickers all ranked with recommendations on where to draft them.

Click any of the positions below to access their cheat sheets.

Quarterbacks

Running Backs

Wide Receivers

Tight Ends

Defenses & Kickers

Do your rankings look different? Let me know on Facebook and Twitter!

5 Comments Posted on August 26, 2015August 26, 2015 Fantasy Football, sports

Fantasy Cheat Sheet 2015: Defenses and Kickers

The last two things on your mind in a Fantasy Football Draft are Defenses and Kickers, but they are still positions that will either put you over the top in a close game…or kill you.

Aggressive Fantasy players rarely stick with the defenses and kickers that they drafted, always rotating for great matchups. If you grab a solid point producer though, that’s one less stress you need to deal with for your weekend.

Here are my Top 10 for both defenses and kickers. You know when you should be drafting them already, so I spared the recommendations this time.

Defenses

1. Philadelphia

2014: 28 Takeaways, 49 sacks, 1,405 Return, 11 TDs

Eagles defense won games for people by themselves last year. Seattle will get overdrafted because they are talked about the most, but they don’t really score much. Philly gets pointage and they’ve improved in the off-season by adding Kiko Alonso. Philly is also insane in special teams situations blocking kicks and returning.

2. Buffalo

2014: 30 Takeaways, 54 sacks, 1,124 Return, 4 TDs

The Bills upgraded their already excellent D by hiring Rex Ryan. They don’t score a lot of TDs, but they do get to the quarterback a lot which forces turnovers and scoring chances.

3. Seattle

2014: 24 Takeaways, 37 sacks, 1,072 return, 3 TDs

The Seahawks give you the best opportunities for shutouts and control the game by running a lot. They can pack on the INT and Sack points as long as they get the opportunity to…Oh and #LegionOfBoom

4. St. Louis

2014: 25 Takeaways, 40 sacks, 1,581 return, 5 TDs

The Rams D-Line could be the best in football and with an unreliable offense, they get plenty of opportunities to reek havoc on opposing quarterbacks.

5. Kansas City

2014: 14 Takeaways, 46 sacks, 2,035 return, 3 TDs

The Chiefs didn’t generate many takeaways last year, but they have the best return game and pass rusher (Justin Houston) in football. They also get one of the best safeties in the league back in Eric Berry,

6. Houston

2014: 34 Takeaways, 38 sacks, 630 return, 6 TDs

Houston is the anti-KC. They take the ball away and they score. Plus, they have JJ Watt.

7. Arizona

2014: 25 Takeaways, 35 sacks, 684 return yards, 5 TDs

The Cardinals were very vulnerable to the pass last year, which is surprising when they have Patrick Peterson and Tyrann Mathieu in their secondary. That may be the bright side because they DO have Peterson and Mathieu, two of the league’s best athletes…and an excellent pass rush.

8. New England

2014: 25 Takeaways, 40 sacks, 1,124 return, 5 TDs

Patriots lost Revis but they always fill in their vacancies well. Very savvy pass rushers and special teams have a penchant for coming up big.

9. Baltimore

2014: 22 Takeaways, 49 sacks, 1,359 return, 3 TDs

The Baltimore D isn’t going to carry you like they used to, but they are very good for spot starts and getting sacks. Their divisional games are generally slugfests too that work in their favor.

10. Green Bay

2014: 27 Takeaways, 41 sacks, 888 return, 6 TDs

The formula to GB’s success last season was getting out to a big lead early and then forcing opposing teams to throw and and be pressured into turnovers. I anticipate that to be a similar circumstance for them again this year, but they can give up a lot of points at times.

Kickers

1. Stephen Gostkowski, NE

2014: 35/37 FG, 51 XP

What you generally want in your kicker is someone who doesn’t miss often, gets a lot of opportunities, and picks up plenty of XPs. The Patriots spend a lot of time in their opponents’ territory and that Gostkowski rarely misses.

2. Cody Parkey, PHI

2014: 32/36 FG, 54 XP

Similar to the Patriots, the Eagles get into their opponents’ territory plenty for Parkey to get attempts. It also helps that they score TDs on both offense and defense for him to pick up XPs

3. Steven Hauschka, SEA

2014: 31/37 FG, 41 XP

Hauschka has some of the best range in the league, his longest FG last year being from 58 yards out. His leg definitely shortens the field for the Seahawks.

4. Randy Bullock, HOU

2014: 30/35 FG, 40 XP

Bullock benefits from getting to play in a dome for most of his season without dealing with the elements. Not sure how many scoring chances the Texans will get with their quarterback and running back situations, but Bullock’s good.

5. Dan Carpenter, BUF

2014: 34/38 FG, 31 XP

Scuzzy Dan made the 2^nd most FGs in the league last year, and will get a chance to kick plenty more if Buffalo commits to their run game. Scoring touchdowns may still be an issue without a viable quarterback in their system.

6. Matt Bryant, ATL

2014: 29/32 FG, 40 XP

Bryant is reliable. As long as the Falcons offense does their job this year, his attempts and extra points will certainly rise.

7. Adam Vinatieri, IND

2014: 30/31 FG, 50 XP

Vinatieri is SO OLD but still SO ACCURATE. The Colts should be scoring in the bunches again this season, and having a better RB in Gore will make Vinatieri an excellent pick for your team.

8. Justin Tucker, BAL

2014: 29/35 FG, 42 XP

Tucker admittedly plays Fantasy Football as well and is well aware that you depend on him each Sunday….and he is very dependable.

9. Blair Walsh, MIN

2014: 26/35 FG, 29 XP

So much of a kicker’s success is dependent on the offense putting him in a position to kick. Year 2 of Bridgewater and the return of Adrian Peterson should bode well for Blair Walsh getting more attempts.

10. Dan Bailey, DAL

2014: 25/29 FG, 56 XP

At the very least, you want your kicker to kick a lot of PATs. Bailey led the league in XPs last season and I don’t expect his attempts to waver too much this year. Cowboys Stadium has never been too bad to him either.

Do your rankings look different? Let me know on Facebook and Twitter!

Also…

Quarterbacks Cheat Sheet

Running Backs Cheat Sheet

Wide Receivers Cheat Sheet

Tight Ends Cheat Sheet

5 Comments Posted on August 25, 2015August 26, 2015 Fantasy Football, sports

Fantasy Cheat Sheet 2015: Tight Ends

You have to love how the Tight End position has evolved over the years. Every since Tony Gonzalez hit the scene, former basketball players and big wide receivers have converted into heavy hitters in Fantasy Football.

I wouldn’t take one in the first round, but here are my Top 20 and where you should look to take them.

1.Rob Gronkowski, NE

2014: 1,124 rec yards, 82 catches, 12 TD

Regardless if it’s Brady throwing or if it’s Garoppolo, Gronk will smash. However, he’s not going to be 1^st round worthy like he’s projected. Great player but he won’t carry your team enough to give up picking a high end point producing skilled player.

Pick 2^nd Round

2. Jimmy Graham, SEA

2014: 889 rec yards, 85 catches, 10 TDs

Graham was a bit inconsistent last season, partially thanks to Drew Brees and being injured. He’s being downplayed in Seattle, but I think he’s a perfect fit with Russell Wilson. Could be a touchdown machine.

Pick 3^rd Round

3. Martellus Bennett, CHI

2014: 916 rec yards, 90 catches, 6 TDs

Martysaurus could do big things this season. “Denver-Julius Thomas” big things. He was spread out in the first preseason game like Thomas was in the Gase system, and that makes him dangerous around the end zone. He was targeted nearly as much as Gronk last season and that shouldn’t change.

Pick 4^th or 5^th Round

4. Greg Olsen, CAR

2014: 1008 rec yards, 84 catches, 6 TDs

Olsen and Benjamin are Cam’s best two offensive options again this year. Olsen seems to be more helpful in between the 20s and that helps for reception and yard points.

Pick 5^th Round

5. Travis Kelce, KC

2014: 862 rec yards, 67 catches, 5 TDs

Kelce is solid and seems more reliable for Alex Smith than his receivers are. The offense runs through Jamaal Charles but on 3^rd down and in the red zone, Kelce is key.

Pick 5^th or 6^th Round

6. Jason Witten, DAL

2014: 704 rec yards, 64 catches, 5 TDs

The more unsure we get about the Cowboys running backs, the better I feel about Tony Romo throwing more to Bryant and Witten. Witten isn’t as athletic as he used to be, but he is gets the job done.

Pick 7^th Round

7. Jordan Cameron, MIA

2014: 424 rec yards, 24 catches, 2 TDs

Cameron dealt with a mess last year in Cleveland. I would expect him to bounce back pretty well with Tannehill at quarterback, who will benefit from having a bigger target in the red zone.

Pick 7^th Round

8. Zach Ertz, PHI

2014: 702 rec yards, 58 catches, 3 TDs

If the Eagles quarterbacks are going to be any good, they’re going to have to rely heavily on Ertz, who is the best pass catcher they have. He’ll also be valuable as a compliment to pounding the rock with Murray.

Pick 7^th Round

9. Delanie Walker, TEN

2014: 890 rec yards, 63 catches 4 TDs

A rookie quarterback’s best friend is his tight end, and Delanie Walker is a fast one. Walker missed the first preseason game because he was coming back from a thumb injury, but I expect him to help calm Mariota’s nerves in no time.

Pick 8^th Round

10. Kyle Rudolph, MIN

2014: 231 rec yards, 24 catches, 2 TDs

I think Rudolph will be a steal in mid to late rounds because Vikings OC Norv Turner LOVES his tight ends. Rudolph was banged up a bit last season but should play well with a further developed Bridgewater at quarterback.

Has 8^th Round Value but you’ll find him available 10th round

11. Julius Thomas, JAX

2014: 489 rec yards, 43 catches, 12 TDs

Thomas was successful because of Peyton Manning and the Adam Gase offense. Now he’s in Jacksonville where star players can’t stay healthy and longtime Jaguars TE Marcedes Lewis is also there. Thomas won’t get as many looks but has a chance to prove that he’s better than just a system receiver.

Pick 8^th Round

12. Dwayne Allen, IND

2014: 395 rec yards, 29 catches, 8 TDs

Coby Fleener is also in Indy, but Dwayne Allen is the better receiver in the end zone. Luck targeted Allen 50 times last season, and I expect that to go up with Gore established in the run game.

Pick 10^th Round

13. Owen Daniels, DEN

2014: 527 rec yards, 48 catches, 4 TDs

Broncos HC Gary Kubiak always brings his favorite TE along, “old reliable” Owen Daniels. Sometimes Daniels looked very good as a TD threat, and a lot of times he was nowhere to be found. Decent late round backup

Pick 11^th Round

14. Larry Donnell, NYG

2014: 623 rec yards, 64 catches, 6 TDs

Larry Donnell is dealing with tendonitis in his Achilles but the Giants don’t seem worried about him missing Week 1. He put together some of the best games for tight ends, and sometimes didn’t do much at all. Expect him to be much more consistent in year 2 of the new offensive system.

Pick 11^th Round

15. Jordan Reed, WAS

2014: 465 rec yards, 50 catches

With Niles Paul out for the season, Jordan Reed is the man for Washington. RG-III plays well with TEs, especially in the red zone, and Reed is an excellent weapon when healthy.

Pick 12th Round

16. Antonio Gates, SD

2014: 821 rec yards, 69 catches, 12 TDs

Even though Gates is missing 4 games for suspension, you aren’t drafting to use him that early in the season anyway. Although Ladarius Green will be getting an audition to start the season, Gates is still one of the best ever at the position and will be an excellent weapon to have in your pocket

Pick Late Rounds

Tyler Eifert, CIN

2014: 37 rec yards, 3 catches

Eifert didn’t do anything last year, literally. But now Jermaine Gresham is gone and Eifert is the #1 TE in Cincy, so you have to think production will only go up from here.

Pick Late Rounds

18. Ladarius Green, SD

2014: 226 rec yards, 19 catches

Green is getting a crack at showing he can take over when Antonio Gates is done or hurt (or suspended longer). If Philip Rivers can’t make him worth your while, nobody can.

Pick Late Rounds

19. Josh Hill, NO

2014: 176 rec yards, 14 catches, 5 TDs

Jimmy Graham’s replacement caught a decent number of touchdowns last year, but is taking reps with the 2^nd team so far this preseason. Decent fill in for a back up spot, or an easy drop when you want to add someone better.

Pick Late

20. Heath Miller, PIT

2014: 761 rec yards, 66 catches, 3 TDs

Heath is usually a fill in guy when you need a spot start at TE or someone gets injured. Really it just helps to have him already because Roethlisberger will always have him as a security blanket when he needs one.

Pick Late